"'All salvation is temporary,'Augustus shot back. 'I bought them a minute. Maybe that's the minute that buys them an hour, which is the hour that buys them a year. No one's gonna buy them forever, Hazel Grace, but my life bought them a minute. And that's not nothing.'"
~The Fault in Our Stars~
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
I was one of the first people to get it and they put a hazard sign ON MY FRONT DOOR
my mum wouldn’t let anyone touch our taps and if we did we had to bleach them and wash them with hot water
What the hell are “taps”
the things you get water out of in your house….
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY IRKS ME ABOUT AUSTRALIANS
THEY CALL MCDONALDS “MACCAS”
you drongos dont understand ok. we go to the servo for fuel, we go to maccas for burgers and we go to the bottle-o for grog.
Wait, what the hell is grog?
i had an assue friend say he was going for a maccas run. and i was so fucking confused and worried cause it didnt sound pleasant